Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in Chris' LiveJournal:

Friday, January 1st, 2010
10:08 pm	Who am I? I'm probably older than you. I'm a native born Texan. I'm an extroverted introvert. I've been to Antarctica. Some people call me Dawson. I love my family. I miss my dad. I love my friends. I think good grammar is hot. I am a work in progress. I rarely shave. I shower often. I am missing the filter between my mouth and my brain. I probably should have been born in Canada. I wear flip-flops a lot. Parents and young children like me. I'm an excellent standardized test taker. I enjoy looking up words in the dictionary. I paid a lot for that muffler. I am a gentleman and a scholar. I think vodka and tonic is a natural combination. I nap for sport. I'm not wearing pants. I have a large variety of hot sauces. I prefer Coke to Pepsi. I like Spam. I know which fork to use. I think Chicago is the greatest city in the world. I live to eat. I dislike pop culture. I wish I was big. I dislike mushrooms. My favorite cake is gram cracker. Airplanes fascinate me. I drive a Jetta. I think slacks and a blazer look better than a suit. I tried out for Jeopardy!. I often enjoy people watching more than people talking. I think Bush is a bad President. I think fruit doesn't belong in cake. I'll give you my advice. My movie collection is alphabetized. I want to be a country music singer. I'll never grow up. I am well read. I still eat milk and cookies. I should be working right now. I laugh at inappropriate things. I like restaurants with a 'B' or lower. I am the 1 in 5 dentists that don't recommend Trident. I still have ninety percent of my real teeth. I love my country. I wish topsiders were more fashionable. I'm not gonna take it. My shoulders are double-jointed. I can't believe it's not butter. I make shampoo mohawks in the shower. I believe people are inherently good. I've lost that lovin' feeling. I own a variety of pastel colored polos. I think spending a dollar to dry clean a shirt is an excellent investment. I want to be on you. I love school. Sometimes the 'B' side is better. I can run long distances. I vote. I believe in evolution and the scientific method. I can use your/you're, to/too/two, and then/than properly. I sing in the car. I'm an average dancer. I think stretching is more effective when you make noise. I like touch-up offsides. I have a subtle wit. I'm glad they got rid of the two line pass rule. I do logic puzzles for fun. Icing annoys me. I think gays should be allowed to marry. I use Venn diagrams in casual conversation. I support a woman's right to choose. I have a funny feeling about this. Extremists of any stripe bother me. I enjoy PB&J without the J. I like you. I am happy. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 6th, 2007
9:53 pm	GMAT Dear GMAT, Congratulations on a fight well fought. Truly, you put up a good fight. Until we were halfway through our dual you had me worried. Did I study enough? Should I have taken that online review course? Oh, and that little move choosing biology for the reading comprehension section was brilliant. How did you know that the natural science was my weak point? I think you may have taken a few points from me there. And scheduling our fight for 8am in Pasadena? Good on you for that one. Mornings are never my strong suit. But in the end you just couldn't put up enough of a struggle. I settled into my comfy office chair and had my way with you. By the end we both knew how the judges would rule. I beat you and probably everyone else in the room. So study up, cause I may want a rematch sometime in the future. But for now it's off to LMU MBA and my beloved hockey team in the fall. You should come check out a game sometime, maybe you'll see how the big boys fight. See you on the ice! Regards, Chris (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
4:09 am	My day at work I bet Jason thinks I'm working, but I'm really not. Mostly I'm just looking down at the paper I was working with previously and making shit up. Too bad for Jason (The Manager on my current engagement) that the stupid Trojans (Why do I even bother capitalizing that awful word? I suppose my love of grammar supercedes my hatred of all things USC.) lost to the Bruins over the weekend. I bet he was cruuuuushed. I should have kicked him at the company holiday party. Speaking of the holiday party, I was semi-sad that people didn't get a little out of control. On the other hand, (Hold on, time to open up some excel sheets in case sometone important walks by) "Is the internet working again?" Fantasy: "No the internet is not working again. If it were I'd be wasting my time on there. You dolt" Reality: "I don't know, let me check. Nope, still down. Hopefully it'll be back soon." Anyways, back to the holiday party. I was also semi-happy that people didn't get a little out of control. Why? Because I work with a lot of ugly people -- people that I don't want to have sex with. I mean, sure, it's fun to see a nice car wreck on the way home, but you don't actively wish for it either. I worked alone this morning and really enjoyed it. There was no one to bother me or force myself to 'be part of the team'. I had a list of work from the night before and finished it at my leisure. Something interesting pop into my head? Off to Google to space out for a few minutes. And no keeping miscellaneous 'important files' open just in case. I also got to play music. Not loudly, but enough that I could enjoy some Christmas carols and brighten up my day a bit. I accomplished just as much work, if not more, than if I'd been crammed in the room with the usual cast of characters. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 15th, 2004
12:25 am	My Life With Ryan (Part 3) rymacdizzle: anyways...jes..i feel like we started off on the wqrong foot....ummm...hoooooooooooooooc MillerTme3: fuck MillerTme3: sorry, where are my manners MillerTme3: Hoooooooc MillerTme3: okay MillerTme3: were gettin fucked rymacdizzle: yeah rymacdizzle: well end up in an apartment rymacdizzle: i just want to be able to have a little space...a bbq...and the abiltity to have a few females over MillerTme3: not all 4 of us MillerTme3: I am not sharing a room this year rymacdizzle: i hear yya rymacdizzle: im almost down to just go find a two bedroom right now and livw qwith u MillerTme3: I will be 23 and have had a roommate for the last 6 years or so MillerTme3: mmm MillerTme3: what is your budget a month? rymacdizzle: around 6 rymacdizzle: but i imagine 1 room would be different i.e. better than the other rymacdizzle: wich u r welcome to....so the split wouldnt be even rymacdizzle: that would actually be really cool MillerTme3: I was kinda hoping to live with someone cooler... MillerTme3: but I guess MillerTme3: baaaziiiiiiiiiing rymacdizzle: oh oh umm...(clear throat)...lyeah me too actually...uhhh rymacdizzle: damn it rymacdizzle: 2 points MillerTme3: thank fucking god MillerTme3: I havent gotten any points in months rymacdizzle: i just tapped my arm with 2 fingers and blatently threw points at the computer MillerTme3: my savings are like nil MillerTme3: thats the strangest thing MillerTme3: cause I just felt like something hit me from the monitor rymacdizzle: wierd MillerTme3: yeah seriously rymacdizzle: hmm rymacdizzle: do u think....? rymacdizzle: nooo MillerTme3: nahh rymacdizzle: nop way MillerTme3: it couldn't be rymacdizzle: unless rymacdizzle: wait... rymacdizzle: isnt it possible...just possile that something happened here that we just dont understand chris? MillerTme3: I mean rymacdizzle: why cant points travel via internet MillerTme3: I suppose so MillerTme3: I guess its technically possible rymacdizzle: i think its so crazy it just might be true MillerTme3: you know MillerTme3: you may be onto something here.. MillerTme3: I wonder who we would consult about something like this MillerTme3: Who owns the internet? rymacdizzle: i dunno...i never really had any problems with points in the past..i sort of just threw em and caught em and thought nothing of it rymacdizzle: u? MillerTme3: Yeah it was kinda like breathing MillerTme3: I never gave it a second though MillerTme3: t rymacdizzle: well there must be someone who designed the system.... MillerTme3: You know its really kinda bad that we take the point system for granted MillerTme3: I vaguely remember some guy named 'Rumple" or something during pledging rymacdizzle: serioulsy..u should see me right now...ive got this really wierd...almost guilty look on my face' MillerTme3: I'm not ashamed to admit it, a tear is running down my cheek rymacdizzle: awww..there theere..hey nobody knew there was so much behijnd it..i mean u couldnt have know rymacdizzle: n MillerTme3: hey were just lucky we didn't lose the point system MillerTme3: I mean it could've gotten serious MillerTme3: this was a good wake up call rymacdizzle: i feel a lot better rymacdizzle: but our question remains unanswereed MillerTme3: I think I appreciate it more MillerTme3: yeah, it does MillerTme3: I think we should focus on this Rumple charecter MillerTme3: where can we find him? rymacdizzle: wait...rumple...stilskin? MillerTme3: no no MillerTme3: it was ben MillerTme3: ben rumple MillerTme3: wait MillerTme3: ben? rymacdizzle: oh yeeeaaah...ben diet rumple MillerTme3: yeah yeah MillerTme3: thats him MillerTme3: Lux talked about him a lot MillerTme3: I think he may something to do with the point system rymacdizzle: ill do an internet search on that name....hold please...........................................................wait nothing came up...only a bunch of stuff..on a benjamin piatt runkle and some club called sigma chi MillerTme3: think they're related? rymacdizzle: cant be.....too obvious rymacdizzle: i say we move on rymacdizzle: what do u think MillerTme3: well MillerTme3: click a link or two MillerTme3: worth a shot MillerTme3: couldnt hurt rymacdizzle: omg!!!....i see something about someone throwing there badge on a table because they hated niggers and someone else...said hey good call.....and awarded him 2 POINTS!!!! MillerTme3: No fucking way!?! rymacdizzle: i swear...its all right here MillerTme3: Did he do the arm motion too?? rymacdizzle: yeah..theres a picture of it here...hes just throwing the m=index and middle finger in runkles direction rymacdizzle: and laughing!!! rymacdizzle: laughng hysterically!!! rymacdizzle: yeah raciscm MillerTme3: God this is so awesome MillerTme3: There isn't by chance a black dude trying to write poetry in the background is there? rymacdizzle: jesus...how did u know that? rymacdizzle: !!! MillerTme3: I was reading this book the other day MillerTme3: Norm's Shield rymacdizzle: uh huh MillerTme3: and it had a few poems in it MillerTme3: and a picture of these white guys totally laughing at this black dude MillerTme3: I thought they might be related MillerTme3: small world I guess rymacdizzle: wierd MillerTme3: Where does this Runkle fella live nowadays? rymacdizzle: well it says he died......ummm....lemme see MillerTme3: That sucks MillerTme3: any idea where he's buried? rymacdizzle: he must be buried somewheeeeere rymacdizzle: ummmmm rymacdizzle: oh here ...in a cemetary in san francisco....no fresno....no..arlington.no MillerTme3: wait I found him MillerTme3: here MillerTme3: http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/bprunkle.htm MillerTme3: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow morning? rymacdizzle: gambling rymacdizzle: why? MillerTme3: Damn MillerTme3: Well I was wondering if you wanted to roadtrip out to his grave and snap a few phots... MillerTme3: just for kicks you know rymacdizzle: ummm...r u going or soemthing MillerTme3: yeah I was thinkin about it rymacdizzle: i dont really have the extra cash flow to get myself there MillerTme3: I'll pick you up man rymacdizzle: wrong way MillerTme3: Well whatever MillerTme3: Im goin anyways MillerTme3: call me if you wanna roll rymacdizzle: ok MillerTme3: alright, Im out man MillerTme3: Hooooc rymacdizzle: peace easy....ill let u know abut the apt search for me an du rymacdizzle: hooooooooooooooc MillerTme3: (end scene) MillerTme3: man, that was a long one rymacdizzle: seriously MillerTme3: I like the way it went though rymacdizzle: good imporv tho when u forgot ur lines there MillerTme3: think anyone noticed? rymacdizzle: just me..so hard not to laugh MillerTme3: I saw you biting your lip there rymacdizzle: haha MillerTme3: well done though rymacdizzle: same to u old chap MillerTme3: ok MillerTme3: (end after scene) (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
2:06 pm	Emmy is my stalker millertme3's LJ stalker is emmycantbemeeko! emmycantbemeeko is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out! LiveJournal Username: LJ Stalker Finder From Go-Quiz.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
1:26 am	My Life With Ryan (Part 2) rymacdizzle: thanks for hangin up on me asshole MillerTme3: woah dude MillerTme3: that was the internets fault MillerTme3: I totally called back rymacdizzle: oh...sorry...i must have been on the other line MillerTme3: No worries dude MillerTme3: I still was glad you called me this summer MillerTme3: we should hang out you know rymacdizzle: oh yeah yeah...thats actually why i was calling....listen ummm...oh jes (giggle),,,,i never do this..but would u like to go out for drinks or maybe dinner sometime..or MillerTme3: no its cool MillerTme3: yeah I'd love to MillerTme3: Um MillerTme3: I know this place MillerTme3: nothing too fancy, but good people you know MillerTme3: or or did you have something in mind MillerTme3: Sorry rymacdizzle: no no!...thats sounds great! rymacdizzle: so umm..how do we do ths MillerTme3: Well rymacdizzle: am i llike the girl or? rymacdizzle: do i pick u up? MillerTme3: Well MillerTme3: you did ask me out MillerTme3: but I know your car is... MillerTme3: I mean I can drive MillerTme3: you know whatever works rymacdizzle: yeah that sounds nocie....well i live at 33 thirty three street rymacdizzle: right off of thirty third ave rymacdizzle: u know whwre that is? MillerTme3: yeah I know the area MillerTme3: I used to date MillerTme3: nevermind MillerTme3: forget I said anything rymacdizzle: riiight rymacdizzle: wel anyways..pick me up around 9ish? MillerTme3: woah sorry MillerTme3: I had umm company MillerTme3: yeah 9 is good MillerTme3: around there MillerTme3: I may be a bit late MillerTme3: work and all rymacdizzle: company?....oh ok..9 MillerTme3: it was no one rymacdizzle: yeah yeah rymacdizzle: no prob MillerTme3: Umm and we'll just get drinks and go from there rymacdizzle: sounds great...oh and ummm ur gay right? MillerTme3: No, why? MillerTme3: Are you? rymacdizzle: ummmm...no? rymacdizzle: damn it MillerTme3: I mean I had my fun in college rymacdizzle: u know i just realized MillerTme3: didn't we all rymacdizzle: 9 is no good for me MillerTme3: but like I always went back to girls in the end MillerTme3: something come up? rymacdizzle: actually..im busy for the next few weeks MillerTme3: I didn't mean to scare you rymacdizzle: yeah umm...business rymacdizzle: no no no MillerTme3: Oh rymacdizzle: its cool MillerTme3: are you sure rymacdizzle: yeah yeah MillerTme3: I mean if you're gay its cool MillerTme3: I just MillerTme3: you know rymacdizzle: what?..me?...nmo way dude?...i love dicks...CHICKS!! rymacdizzle: CHICKS rymacdizzle: woah rymacdizzle: ya know MillerTme3: ahh MillerTme3: yeah rymacdizzle: ill see u around MillerTme3: me too MillerTme3: hey don't worry man MillerTme3: this week is prolly bad for me anyways MillerTme3: I've got class starting up MillerTme3: and work rymacdizzle: yeah me too MillerTme3: always the work rymacdizzle: i hear ya MillerTme3: Well hey MillerTme3: it was good talking with you MillerTme3: keep in touch rymacdizzle: yeah definitely MillerTme3: we'll do those drinks sometime rymacdizzle: yeah of course MillerTme3: ok later man rymacdizzle: lat(hoc)er MillerTme3: phew, that was awkward...almost ended up with a fudge packer rymacdizzle: uuuum MillerTme3: shit rymacdizzle: its still me MillerTme3: you still there?> rymacdizzle: yeah MillerTme3: Oh rymacdizzle: well MillerTme3: I umm rymacdizzle: stop MillerTme3: I was talking about will and grace rymacdizzle: i understand MillerTme3: theres a rerun on and... rymacdizzle: its ok MillerTme3: no no MillerTme3: I mean MillerTme3: ah shit rymacdizzle: click MillerTme3: rymacdizzle: cut MillerTme3: I'm really happy with the way that went rymacdizzle: me too..i felt i could have improved on a few things but all in all MillerTme3: I could really feel you undressing me with your eyes MillerTme3: I think the audience felt it too Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)
Monday, May 17th, 2004
12:54 am	My life with Ryan MillerTme3: Hocdizzle MillerTme3: Hey I said Hoc jackass MillerTme3: that means stop everythign you're doing, up to and including delivering a child, and say Hoc back MillerTme3: unless... MillerTme3: YOU'RE A BAD SIGMA CHI!!! rymacdizzle: oh oh sorry...i guess i didnt see u there..uhhh...hod...no no no...ummm hot..wait wait ..i know this ..i swear...umm.oh yeah yeahHOC!! MillerTme3: sorry that crossed the line MillerTme3: yeah so I think I really need to remember my little neighborhood is not the 405 rymacdizzle: huh? MillerTme3: doing 70 in the back streets of my neighborhood is both unsafe and highly illegla rymacdizzle: haha MillerTme3: yet oh so fun rymacdizzle: u gotta watch that MillerTme3: whatever MillerTme3: pig MillerTme3: so I think I wanna go shave my head rymacdizzle: u should..i think its time for a change in ur life MillerTme3: youre just saying that rymacdizzle: no no no really...i think ur in a rut rymacdizzle: it would be nice MillerTme3: I need a job MillerTme3: were in not for that fact Id have buzzed it an hour ago rymacdizzle: oh rymacdizzle: i see MillerTme3: get me a job rymacdizzle: ok rymacdizzle: il pay u 8 bucks an hour to scratch my belly on comand rymacdizzle: ummm..ull be on call all summer rymacdizzle: and uhhh.... rymacdizzle: basically my tummy could itch at any given time MillerTme3: done rymacdizzle: so umm..it will be up to u to control that MillerTme3: I mean its not like your replacing "control raging fires" with "scratching belly" rymacdizzle: exactly MillerTme3: so, yes, I will do it rymacdizzle: awesome rymacdizzle: umm u start... rymacdizzle: NOW!!! rymacdizzle: my belly itches!!! rymacdizzle: go go go !!1 MillerTme3: ah crap MillerTme3: you're gonna need to train me first MillerTme3: and ill need a plane ticket from the closest airport rymacdizzle: whoaaa rymacdizzle: nobody said anything about paid expenses rymacdizzle: this is sort of an under the table situation rymacdizzle: so uhhh...ur on ur own MillerTme3: oh man MillerTme3: I mean Im willing to give up my summer and wait on your stomach to need scratching MillerTme3: but throw me a bone here rymacdizzle: alright heres what well do...ill pay for the flight..buuuut...ull also be responsible for the maintenence of the belly button...which is fair because its part of the belly anywyas rymacdizzle: so umm..lets get u on the red eye and start the traning program and ummm..i guess well take it from there MillerTme3: ok MillerTme3: ill see you at like 6am rymacdizzle: and uhh...ull need to be drug scxtreened and pass a physical MillerTme3: oh man rymacdizzle: ? MillerTme3: what drugs? rymacdizzle: u kno wwhat im talking about MillerTme3: crap rymacdizzle: dont play games MillerTme3: ummmm MillerTme3: Can I fly out like next week rymacdizzle: i saw u in the parking lot last week with those negroes MillerTme3: Ive got some stuff I need to for a bit rymacdizzle: ur lying rymacdizzle: ur HIGH rymacdizzle: LOOK AT U!!! MillerTme3: no man MillerTme3: its not like that rymacdizzle: uh huh MillerTme3: not right now at least MillerTme3: like 4 hours ago, different story rymacdizzle: u know what..i thinkl im gonna hire someone else MillerTme3: no no no wait MillerTme3: seriously man MillerTme3: Im chill MillerTme3: the negroes made me do it rymacdizzle: i want to help out a friend ...but ur leavin me no outs MillerTme3: you know how they are rymacdizzle: im hiring a guy ...fresh out of school rymacdizzle: hes white rymacdizzle: i can trust him MillerTme3: dude Im all that MillerTme3: you can trust me rymacdizzle: no no no MillerTme3: Hoc... rymacdizzle: wait..when did this turn into a black bashing thing? MillerTme3: when you saw me in the parking lot rymacdizzle: i got lost at drug test i think i took a wrong turnm MillerTme3: forget the last 20 lines of conversation MillerTme3: Ill take the test rymacdizzle: ok ccol MillerTme3: I know a trick MillerTme3: shit MillerTme3: scratch that too rymacdizzle: so i ll see u at 6am rymacdizzle: hoc MillerTme3: yeah MillerTme3: 6am MillerTme3: hoc rymacdizzle: haha...im going to bed man rymacdizzle: i really do have a drug test in the am MillerTme3: alright MillerTme3: have fun rymacdizzle: i will rymacdizzle: byeee hooooc MillerTme3: Hoooooooooc (Comment on this)